Who You gonna call for help? Agencies, Men and Women in Black or White...

Shalom or Hello Everyone:

WELCOME TO THE COMICAL NON-PROFIT CO-OPERATIVE HOUSING...SERIES OF CALAMITIES...WARNING: This Blog Contains Absolutely No Politically Correct Information...and includes some Vulgar Language with Several Blog Links that Contain Some Adult Content.

Are you feeling discombobulated in the non-profit co-operative housing sector in Canada?

Are you or have you ever been a victim of circumstance at any SIC co-op housing project or by any of its major stakeholder's that pander to each other and are paid a monetary bonus to engage in risk management that may encourage malfeasance or other illegal acts? 

 

Co-op housing stakeholder's that pander to each other may be viewed as a Fraud-Friendly Act...that can also be seen as an obscene gesture AKA arse-kissing or being a brown-noser...that the man below, no doubt is afflicted with a "Brown-Nose" due to his constant pandering...

 

 

Many co-op housing stakeholder's have come to feast for their own personal gain that some may be caught figuratively speaking in a daisy-chain or orgy when kissing...the Board's crack may result with dreaded puckered-up quivering sliver-lips, snot twat or hairy tongue disease...

 

The woman below had often puckered-up kissed and/or licked the Board's crack...and now has contorted lips that may later progress to quivering sliver-lips...syndrome 

 

 

 The lips below were diagnosed with second stage of quivering sliver-lips syndrome

 

 

 

The woman below was diagnosed with advanced stages of quivering sliver-lips syndrome

 

 

Some co-op housing stakeholders communicating audit questions about financial statements, requesting  transparency, and accountability may encounter the so-called 'Co-op Housing F-Bird' in some views, acting on behalf of co-op housing federations that oppose the aforementioned. Sometimes these F-Bird's are seen roaming outside sounding-off at the general public at large! 

Another appearance of the f'off bird pic.twitter.com/x8yrCqLmyC

— George Sawision ME (@GSawision) February 2, 2026

 

 

Of those co-op housing stakeholder's, how many are viewed as being involved perhaps figuratively speaking in a 'Mènage à Trois' and/or involved in an incestuous relationship?

 

Snapping arseholes with the flick of a wet towel may break-up an orgy or the weakest link in a daisy-chain, but can the non-profit zero equity co-operative housing sector also be seen as the Devil's playground where evil grows in the dark? CLICK HERE and you may find the answer, but you are urged not to kiss the co-operative housing Devil's buttocks...

 

Who are the co-op stakeholder's contributing to the scourge in co-op housing?  

Would you shake hands with anyone representing a greasy-grimy co-op housing organization?

Why are so many co-op housing stakeholder's acting like a bunch of stinking A-Holes?

When did you ever meet any dithering blithering bubby's in the co-op housing sector?

How many self-serving corrupt fuck-ups are there in the co-op housing sector?

How many people view non-profit zero equity co-op housing as a huge ClusterFuck?  

Is the co-op housing sector a liar's paradox? Co-op logic explained! CLICK HERE

 

"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco)

These questions and others may be answered by following Ken's CHIE and Ken's Site! 

 

What do you think of this blog so far? - It is recommended that you pour yourself a favorite libation before continuing any further down this blog, may I suggest a craft beer or wine, but you may think that a hard distilled-liquor beverage is quicker! or perhaps you want a triple shot of that juice, but I must remind you to pay your rent (housing charges) first!!! 😊

In this 18:06 minute comedy shtick made in 1934, you have to wonder if that was a Co-operative Hospital? And how many Stooges are buying what they are trying to sell everyone about co-operation? Yuk, Yuk, Yuk...Meshuga... WHO YOU GONNA CALL FOR COOPERATION?

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Seven Dirty Words That You Should Not Say At A Co-op Housing Project! CLICK HERE

 

Two Co-op housing stakeholders seen flying economy to the National Housing Federation AGM, because fees charged to attend the AGM are sky-high that resulted in their home housing co-op short on cleaning supplies! How many other co-ops have that problem? CLICK HERE 

 

Whats lost in translation...?

Some Political Boob/Knobs take a Bird's and the Bee's...Sanctuary, and then re-zone it for building housing by creating a zero equity non-profit land trust. 

When the local Animal's...that include Conservative Conservation...Taxpayer's find out about this nonsense, they begin to beat their drums, and prepare to go on the war-path...

 

Our good friend, Woody Woodpecker enters in a turf war with a big city co-op housing lawyer, who wants to tear down Woody's home, and then build a environmentally unfriendly, but fraud and illegal acts friendly housing co-op that is doomed to fail, and then flip it over to a housing federation as an investment scheme run by some plum-local fed-head's and their preferred building management company. 

 

Who has said that major co-op housing stakeholder's...have their brand all bent out of shape by repeatedly jamming their nose up the crack of their client or member co-op housing board of directors...

 

Not Woody Woodpecker! But yes, its easy to see that Woody's beak is a little warped, but the same could be said about co-op housing boards that have inherent problems that make them crooked...!!

 

The moral of this story is don't pander to any Boob/Knobs in the co-op housing sector, and a reminder to keep your nose and ass clean!!! Meet Woody: CLICK HERE

 

Easy Auto Inc. adopted one Cool outdoor Stray Cat that has become the unofficial Easy Auto mascot. Some call him Easy, but I named him Dr. Howard a Feline that's a real Pussy!...but then again some folks like to eat Kitty-Cats...but is that Kosher?

I really should take Dr. Howard over to the Synagogue and have Rabbi Jacob bless him and get him circumcised, hey, better late than never? (Ouch) so nobody calls the good doctor a schmuck, again, Ha ha...Mazel tov..., but in all fairness to the good doctor, how many people have been referred to as a pussy wussy in the Mamby-Pamby non-profit co-op housing sector in Canada that appears to be dominated by women?

 

Geez, its been difficult tracking down Dr. Howard. The good doctor mentioned that he likes to get under vehicles to conduct drive shaft and muffler inspections, but I think he just goes under cars for some cat-naps and escape the summer heat...

Geez, if only I had met him around the time of his Bar Mitzvah, I could have given some counseling on choosing a nice girl or a good woman. CLICK HERE and say hello to Dr. Howard, he can better explain his current situation.

You heard it straight from the Cat's mouth or tukas...(fertilizer factories), so watch out for the Jewish Princess... CLICK HERE 

 

Need another laugh? Watch and listen to them "Dry Bones"

Click link: Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians: them "Dry Bones"

"I've encountered Spineless Stakeholders in non-profit co-op housing!" (Ken Hummel)

Want a en-core performance of them "Dry Bones"?

Click link: From the Singing Detective and Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians

Oy vey, all those co-op gentile's don't know the meaning on how to act like a mentch...So perhaps those uncooperative meshuga Doctor Dolittle's...in the co-op hospital should remove their proverbial sore thumbs from their tukas... and go sit on de Dradle...then go for a Spin! But if that's not to their liking, try a bedknob! or broomstick!! Link: The Dradle song by Don McLean

Do you understand the anatomy of the co-op housing sector and why it doesn't function or work very well because of its Stakeholders that make housing project co-ops SIC in Canada?

Do you or have you ever had a Bone-to-Pick with any Co-op Stakeholder(s) acting like a schmuck, a tukas, a pussy wussy or some other part of the human anatomy that live and/or work in the Canadian non-profit co-op housing sector? If so, then following Ken's Site and his CHIE could be a good starting point in learning why you should!

I'm not saying everything literally needs to be kosher at these co-ops, as some like pork on their fork, but figuratively speaking, these co-ops are not kosher, and that's not healthy. We don't need any chutzpah, we require the right prescription for co-operation from everyone so everyone can be satisfied and be happy!

Do you still want a few more laughs? Ok, but remember, you don't have to be Jewish...Mozel tov... CLICK HERE ...And now for something completely different...How many gruesome people live in co-op housing that may be your neighbors? - Meet the Gruesomes that once lived in a haunted housing co-op and now happy to live in their own dilapidated home again with some bats. They started a garden to grow their own toadstools beside their abominable lawn with waist high crab-grass that they love. The Gruesomes plan on becoming solid members of the community, but gave their neighbors plenty of trouble! - Oh, isn't it delightfully creepy...? :: CLICK HERE

Co-op housing: a troubled frontier. These are the voyages of the CHIE. Its multi-year mission to explore the strange world of co-op housing and to seek out co-op predators, predatory-creep protectors, those who fall into both those categories, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before! @StarTrek #StarTrek50 #LLAP...

 

In a distant Galaxy, politicians and co-op housing lobbyist poke fun at each other while celebrating the passage of a Bill into Law in their private dark room on co-op housing day! And now for something completely out of this world...a Planet where co-op housing board of directors and staff all have similar personality traits that look and sound alike!...Meet Stella... CLICK HERE ...perhaps you may have some 'Stella' like type people at housing co-ops!...

Is your co-op being mismanaged by the high advisor & board of directors with their heads stuck in the clouds that have delusional concepts of leadership and loyalty?...And do they seek out disrupters who they think are an inferior species that expect the entire membership to be treated with dignity... equality, kindness, and justice?...And is your co-op leisurely **governed & managed** by the high advisor & board of directors while they expect some members to toil at hard labor...?...And does the high advisor and board of directors use sadistic methods of torture on disrupters at your co-op home?...the following link may help put things into proper perspective for you :: CLICK HERE

Have you ever imagined that some Planet exist across the Universe with co-op housing managed by persons that lack knowledge and skills...like back here on Earth and in desperate need of a controller... CLICK HERE.. Although, if your disappointed that you don't have beautiful women managing your co-op like on some other planet's, perhaps its because your co-op may be **governed and managed** by **Stella** like type people!...it reminds me of the Wizard of Oz movie, you know...only if they had a Brain, a Heart and some Courage...to improve on and make housing co-ops better...

Planetary co-op housing federations throughout the Universe need to harvest brains...in the manufacturing process of 'Pattern' and try to keep their business 'Alive' CLICK HERE

 

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Does non-profit co-operative housing in Canada have any resemblance to a B-Movie?

Why does the non-profit co-operative housing sector in Canada face a bleak future?

A lesson in non-profit co-operative housing ANARCHY - 101 - by Three Stooges in some days of a future era...Perhaps the introduction... to this B-Movie trailer may help explain to you why !!! 

Ha ha...:: CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE to watch some other co-op housing B-Movies!  

 

Two co-op housing member's stumble on the plans that would help a co-op housing manager abscond with co-op funds CLICK HERE and they would later encounter a sinister co-op risk management doctor that give orders to radical housing co-op goons to capture them as they try to make good on their escape CLICK HERE 

 

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Does Your Co-op Housing Project Contribute To The Rough Co-op Community And Neighborhood Where You Can't Get Any Respect? CLICK HERE 

What the non-profit co-op housing sector in Canada may need is an 'Unknown Comic' with a paper bag over their head telling jokes about co-op housing via video link on Social Media. Ken may find this missing link and post it here!!!

Anger management may work better with a healthy sense of humor, some may think of it as a sick dry sense of humor. What do you think? Please make a comment and let me know [ : > )

Opinions are my own about Ken's CHIE ...that help put together all the pieces of the puzzle about the non-profit uncooperative housing sector in Canada that should make it simple for you or those simpleton type folks!...can you understand?

In Ken's view, lobbyist and their other business partners pander to co-op board of directors and managers that ensures their own personal self-interests are protected in order to profit financially have guided non-profit housing co-ops down the long and winding slippery road towards self-destruction in Canada for over 40-years.

 

Ken defines his views about co-op housing stakeholders' that pander to each other HERE. But how may other people understand the meaning of pander that would scold a non-profit co-op housing stakeholder or politician LIKE THIS!? Most would find the remarks offensive and disparaging against the English...but how many folks can put a little english on a billiard ball?

In Ken's view, co-op housing governed and managed corruptly that is supported by the majority of its membership and other major co-op stakeholders will not succeed in helping these co-ops gravitate towards good governance & management because most co-op stakeholders are not looking for help through CHF Canada or its sole partner the Agency for Co-operative Housing...

All co-op stakeholders that help maintain a Status-Quo of Corrupt Governance and Management in defiance of Principled co-op housing make these so-called housing co-ops not worthy of financial support with government Taxpayers' dollars.

All levels of government in Canada are weary of this type of co-op housing, and construction of nearly all new housing co-ops stopped back in 1995. Sometimes government can make wise decisions, although its the nature of the beast for politicians that pander to some lobbyist and cronyism that find new ways through incompetence, mismanagement, waste, and malfeasance to squander Taxpayers' money with their dammed if I do, and dammed if I don't approach! 

 

Past a stellar system that resembles a globular cluster beyond a super massive black hole next to the dark side of the moon, the future is now, when some major co-op housing stakeholder's consider a more pleasurable way of holding round table discussions about co-op housing that continues to screw Taxpayer's while two old school co-op housing stakeholder's on Earth hold a private meeting in the Cone of Silence to discuss the KAOS within the co-op housing sector!

IMHO the words 'Fucktard' or 'Fucktardary' are defined as knowing how and doing it wrong anyway. Although some folks may have other definitions for those two words that you can view:  HERE  and  CLICK HERE.

 

Ken and some others visualize and define Politicians and Lobbyist that pander to each other like THIS, some other people may visualize and define Politicians and Lobbyist that pander to each other like THIS or some non-profit co-op housing stakeholders in Canada may have 'Hairy Nose, Itchy Butt' Syndrome because their housing co-op Landscape has either No Trees & Bushes or the Wrong Trees & Bushes or Trees and/or Bushes that are either Dead or Dying! LIKE THIS! 

 

How many two faced, double talking, back stabbing co-op housing stakeholder's have you encountered? - Hey, do ya know what I'm talk'n about? CLICK HERE

 

Have you ever known a housing co-operative where the torture never stops? Perhaps some lyrics in this song may help explain CLICK HERE 

 

After reviewing all the information above, it may have 'Tickled Your Funny-Bone' or perhaps now your feeling quite distressed? If your feeling distressed then press only this 'Panic-Button', but I implore you not to press this 'Panic-Button'. YOU WERE WARNED NOT TO PRESS THAT BUTTON! - I've seen & listened to some nasty Jive-Talk'n Co-op Housing Yo-Yo's back in the day, but never seen a Yo-Yo like THIS!!!  

All that may be needed now is a non-profit co-op housing song from Ken!, but... I may have to form a band, perhaps called the NewManGoodMoon Blues Band...

I've been experiencing some **Writer's Block** and only have 6 working titles for the song so far and they are: 1) Fucktardery is my Co-op Home, 2) Co-op Collusion Cooperatively, 3) Home, Co-op Home on the Deranged, 4) The Co-op Housing Project up on Haunted Hill, 5) Co-op Housing Liars, you can set your own pants on fire! and 6) The Co-op Housing Blues Song...

I need more time to get over this darn writer's block to find the right melody, verse and lyrics...perhaps a collaboration between Old Man Young, Blind Baby Hoodlem(s) and the Clique may be of some assistance, but until I'm ready to perform my own song, I'll allow Jimmy Buffett to sing his song for the folks! :: CLICK HERE

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What Stinks about co-op housing stakeholder's that practice and support poor or bad co-op housing governance and management? CLICK HERE

After watching that, you got to wonder how you may cure Bad-Ass Breath? - Try licking a junk flavored Lollipop! 👅👅👅 or that may have you wondering how many DICKHEADS or CUNTS are there in the co-op housing sector! 😄😈😎 

 

After that's all said and done, NO Andrew Dice Clay material will be posted or linked in this blog because nearly every second word "The Diceman" used in his comedy routine is a bleeping "F" word that would violate this blog rules of conduct!! 

 

 The History of Comedy Watch all new episodes this summer on CNN!!!  

 

Stay tuned-in...

Shalom or Goodbye And Have A Nice Day...

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Ken Hummel, Administrator, CHIE