Meet Dr. Howard, one Cool Outdoor Cat

Shalom, I'm glad to meet your acquaintance, you can call me Dr. Howard, but some call me Easy One Cool Outdoor Wild-Cat! and the unofficial mascot for Easy Auto Inc.

I just went through a nasty divorce, my former wife, lawyered-up with by hiring one of those fancy schmancy gentiles with a practice on the poor side of town. She got the house & car, and I lost joint custody of the pet mouse. Now I'm out in the cold. She's now taken an unorthodox approach to her new relationships, and prefers a squirt of that Goy-Boy juice. She's a shlucky...

I should have known better than to have not married a "pretty little Jewish Princess" Do you think I'm one of those Co-operative Pussy's...Ha ha...not on your life, fooled you again! I've been accused many times of being a schmuck, but never been referred to as some 'Pussy Wussy'...

 

They tell me, that I could earn my keep by watching over the Car Lot, and doing some other work

 

 What's a Cool Cat like me to do on a cold winter day?

I'm a little thirsty, I could use some Manischewitz wine because the water in the bowl freezes to quickly outside here in front of the office

I'm a little hungry, be a mentch, a get me a bagel, lox and schmear. Hey waiter! don't forget the kosher garlic dill pickle. Service is really slow around here.

Here's looking at you kid...They tell me that there are some 'Sweet Potato Peeler's' dancing across the street at Hotel Royal, a good place to warm-up, and get me some titties & beer...

Geez, thank goodness winter is over, it's time to get back to work, get down and dirty...Its sometimes tough work getting under vehicles to conduct inspections...

I wonder what's for lunch?

 Hmmm, from all the way back here, it don't look like much to eat and drink

I'm looking forward to a healthy kosher meal. Where's that kosher salmon, I asked for?

Gee wiz, this don't taste like kosher water to me

I need a mensch to turn my water into wine

I want to talk to the cook about that meal

I guess after a meal like that, calls for a short cat-nap!

I wonder what car I'll inspect or work on next?

I wonder whats for dinner...

I've decided to go over to the Hotel Royal peeler bar to eat some wings served with  Titties and Beer

Ah, those lazy days of summer are great for a cat-nap, and the fall season go bye so quickly. Winter may arrive sooner or later

The Swine Flu is back and we know that's not kosher! I got to try harder to avoid the Asian Bird Flu and that Jew Flu...

Shiver me timbers, i could use a couple of warm 'Malzah Balls' wrapped around my furry little stones, as its freezing outside. Moon-Dog is more than a mentch, he's Hakham, as he gave me sage advice to blend one billion probiotics with a bowl of fortified Mogan David wine. He assured me that it is completely kosher that may help prevent the flu...He also mentioned that there is only one flu we should all catch that's called the Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu!!!

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Have A Nice Day...